We are two ladies in our mid-twenties rockin’ the mainstream dating circuit of the 21st century. By mainstream I mean we are not red carpet girls, nor are we midtown east girls. Our idea of A-list is being on the list for a friend’s show and we are fans of dive bars, cheap meals, and nights involving awesomely wild sex. We sometimes have ’special’ relationships and we have a great time. This all started because Blossom and I were talking on gchat one day, while bored at our equally mediocre jobs, about how we have all these crazy experience and how we have come to meet a lot of different type of men, so we have decided to share it with all of you! Expect some BIG stories, small disappointments, cab rides of shame, shock, and even a tear here or there. What makes us different from most other blogs based on slut-o-rific stories and other various thoughts on dating and life is that we are probably more like you. We work, we shop, we eat, we drink, we puke, our thighs giggle and tits wiggle. We certainly aren’t perfect and we aren’t fancy. We are just two single Brooklynites trying to have the best time while we are stuck in this age.