Quote of the Day

in reference to how many men seem to love going down on me…

“I am beginning to think my vagina tastes like beer.”

 

Smooches,

Cookie

Holiday Bummer

What the fuck is wrong with some people? Isn’t this the time of giving and holiday cheer…no matter what holiday one chooses to celebrate or not celebrate? Guess not. Thank you Windsor Terrace and The Brooklyn Paper for reminding us all how fucking ridiculous and competitive some people are.

This year, Mike Jordings, a manager at the Key Food in Windsor Terrace, Brooklyn, decided to switch things up and put a menorah outside of the grocery store this holiday season. Well, the sight of this apparent audacity (aka the menorah) brought out some of the Christian kooks in the neighborhood and Jording, being the nice guy he is, put up a Christmas tree. Seems only fair? I’ll agree with that. Plus, this non-practicing cultural Jew thinks Christmas is awesome and loves a traditional (Hanukkah bush, oops, I mean…) Christmas tree. However, that wasn’t enough…everyone was complaining! Complaining so much that Jordings, who was just trying to embrace the holiday spirit, had to take down both the menorah and the Christmas tree…and for what? Because a bunch of nosey, close-minded lameos run their mouths too much! Jews, Christians, whatever you celebrate or whatever silly holiday icons you idolize…who cares?! Can’t we all just get along?

inspired by this article http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/32/50/32_50_gk_key_food_menorah.html

Smooches and Happy Holidays!

Julia