The Good Kind of Surprise Guy

I met HUGE M at Redd’s in Williamsburg. There was whiskey, Kettle Brand Salt and Pepper potato chips (yes, he bought us a snack), skee-ball, and for one of the first times in my life speaking to a man who as actually at eye level with me, literally! HUGE M is 5’3” tall, 5’4” tops! With me at a whopping 5’1” (and ¾ on a tall day), I am so use to looking up to my gentlemen callers. I wasn’t sure what to expect from a shortie man.  Maybe I was being a tad judgmental but I had never hung out with a man so close to my height before. Well, live and learn…

When it came to the basics, he was on point! His jeans were perfectly fitted, his v-neck t-shirt wasn’t too deep, and he had on more than acceptable shoes. Though small in stature, he was big on manners. Sure he was sarcastic but when it came to being chivalrous, he had it. The ice in my glass never got lonely and whenever walking, he would hold me back from the street to look both ways before allowing me to cross. [insert aww here]. Well, when HUGE M and I finally made it to his apartment, I realized that he was one of the rare, actually positive Surprise Guys. HUGE M had a HUGE COCK! Who knew a guy who was 5’3” could physically pack that much cock?

Ladies and gentlemen, I know this might be shocking and I certainly never thought I would say this but it might have been too much cock! Woowee, well, here is to making it work!

And cheers to HUGE M, for being a surprising gentleman with an enormous cock.

 

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